Cock Soup

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I was in Tesco last week when I saw this packet of “Cock Soup” and just couldn’t resist. Yes, its immature, but I’m a guy and that means I laugh at rude words. Sorry about that!

So who fancies some Cock Soup? Nourishing, as it says on the packet; it must be from all the protein. There’s nothing like the real taste of fresh cock when you’re feeling a little empty.

Still, its great marketing. My immaturity meant that I actually paid the 49p to buy this just because it said “cock” on the packet. Damnit!

If you’ve got your own stories about “rude food” I’d love to hear them - leave me a comment!

Nourishing Cock Soup!

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25 Responses to “Cock Soup”

  1. scott says:

    Julia: So I’m not the only immature one. Nice to see ;)

  2. oh no i cannot help but giggle at that. thanks for stopping by moi blog, mate. cool blog you’ve got, i’ll definitely be back. also, that tofu salad doesn’t even need a stirfry. guess what? you just mix it in a bowl.
    ;)
    x

  3. scott says:

    diva@theSugarBar: Doesn’t need a strifry? Even better. I’m definitely trying this one. A great recipe!

  4. Y says:

    Sooo..um.. Have you tried it yet? ;P

  5. scott says:

    Y: Hehe, no not yet. I’ll probably try it after work one night. Nothing like the taste of cock to raise the spirits in an evening (note to self: enough with the cock jokes) ;)

  6. Andrew says:

    Surprised no one has mentioned cock-a-leekie…

  7. scott says:

    Andrew: I didn’t even think of that one. So many obvious jokes!

  8. Oh that’s hilarious. No rude foods to share, but I did recently post on bizarre/weird/unique foods….

  9. scott says:

    bleeding espresso: I’ll have to check it out then. I’ve started having a taste for the weird lately!

  10. Tanya says:

    Are you kidding - I grew up drinking cock soup - real popular in the islands. Grace Cock Soup … brings back memories.

  11. Jez says:

    I’ve got one! It’s a drink, though, rather than food:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/idiomatika/38289226/

  12. scott says:

    Thanks Jez - I’m sure drinking pschitt is a delight for the tastebuds!

  13. Alexx says:

    I don’t have any stories to share, but I just spat water all over the keyboard as I tried not to laugh….I’m obviously juvenile too!

  14. Lil says:

    * giggle giggle *

    definitely way more entertaining story than my friend’s “their idea of vegetarian dish is meat with plenty of vegetable in the dish”… ;)

  15. scott says:

    Alexx: Nothing wrong with being a little juvenile every now and again :)

    mycookinghut: Great to make someone smile!

    Lil: Vegetables can be funny too, I’m sure. With my level of maturity, I’m sure there have to be some phallic shaped carrots or such-like out there!

  16. Jeanne says:

    Well, there’s always spotted dick… and if it’s rude and amusing vegetables you are after, try these for size:

    http://www.cooksister.com/2006/09/rude_food.html

  17. Hi Scott,

    Unfortunately I did not see any rude foods myself but I noticed this post today:
    http://ifoods.blogspot.com/2008/05/edible-anus.html

    Though I will share this link with you :)

    Margot

  18. scott says:

    Jeanne: Haha, they truly are quite rude!

    Coffee and Vanilla: Oh dear! And chocolate of all food types to choose. So very lifelike, even if I’m no expert ;)

  19. leigh says:

    man. I would have done the same thing. Much like me friend who went to Germany and brought us back a box of ‘Mini Dickmanns’ - little teacake-esque mallow treats. Lovely. But you were still eating Dickmanns.

  20. scott says:

    leigh: I love little tea cake things - they’re so retro! I can imagine a creamy dickmann is just the kind of thing to much at a weekend ;)

  21. scott says:

    Dhi: I have a feeling this could go on forever. I just saw some crisps here in Poland called “fuks” (or similar). Hah!

  22. [...] started when I checked my email and found Scott from RealEpicurean left me a note about rude food, that probably would end up to be a long list… with lots of [...]

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